im leslie.
make good choices. and by good choices i mean reblog my selfies. xx
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nicole richie is everything to me (x)

ok ive watched 11 episodes of attack on titan i think i can go to bed

the roof is not my son


but i will raise it


comforting ur friends when they’re feeling bad about themselves like



raw me


can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore


when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage




advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.


do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice