How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.
There is no downside to this at all
This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.
And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it winked are you joking
"how are you single?"
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee
Which Jenner sister do you hate more:
The one that thinks she’s a high fashion model
The one that thinks she’s relevant
the one that leeches off their sister’s fame
i’m gonna need you to be more specific
But like who even are any of you??? Kylie’s like 16 and Kendall’s making her dream come true like she wouldn’t be booking balenciaga and shit just because she’s Kim’s sister.
i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
a happy couple might’ve got married today
someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today
someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today
someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today
lots of interesting things might’ve happening today
we should celebrate
you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives