im leslie.
make good choices. and by good choices i mean reblog my selfies. xx
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nicole richie is everything to me (x)

ok ive watched 11 episodes of attack on titan i think i can go to bed

the roof is not my son

shinjiikari:

but i will raise it

ukaku:

comforting ur friends when they’re feeling bad about themselves like

image

fishpizza:

raw me

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

chicagno:

when a casual conversation with your parents turns into a lectureimage

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice