hi im leslie . i like boys. make good choices. and by good choices i mean reblog my selfies. xx
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Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

  • A guy and a girl: Hold hands
  • Straight people: THEY ARE SO UNBELIEVEIBLY CUTE GOD HELP ME
  • Two guys: smile at each other
  • Straight people: THEY WERE ACTUALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER CANON!!! CANON!!
  • Two girls: make out
  • Straight people: they could be friends idk

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

telapathetic:

imagine if all ur mutuals reblogged ur selfies

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

flylng:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

hi:

my life is so boring, I need someone new to obsess over

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

image

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it