e-ghoul:

dapperalbinobudgie:

sexhaver:

remember when Koko the gorilla died and everyone on here was sad about it and then someone pulled receipts proving she had a nipple fetish and her handlers would encourage people to be topless around her? i fucking love this site where else am i gonna see a callout post for a dead gorilla

She had a what now

gayiconwaluigi:

‘Lament for Icarus’ - Herbert James Draper // ‘British lads hit each other with a chair’

thebootydiaries:

what i actually said: i forgot

what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i’m pregnant.

theshitneyspears:

stupidfuckingsims:

stupidfuckingsims:

i have never watched toy story

update: i just tried to make buzz and woody fuck in the shower and my game crashed

tom-marvolo-dildo:

mumblytron:

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

customers the same in all universes

fakehistory:

Vertebrates planning their invasion of land (358 million years ago, colorized)

moonlandingwasfaked:

charlesoberonn:

Pyrite being all like Mmmmmmm…. cubes

minecraft real

sammy-makes-moosetracks:

The climax of poetic literature.

shingojira:

humble-bboy:

yatterman:

I’m so fucking sorry

Kingdom Hearts III looks good

Why is op better than the actual Mickey replacement

miizzyybabyy:

imightbebrilliant:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

Mood

lmaooooo

dongcroncher:

dailyzboyz:

kidgecat:

favoritefightingfrenchgoth:

soup-medic:

soup-medic:

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images

@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic

It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s

Steve is brown and them’s the facts!

Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet

Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool

punished-buttsquadron:

babyanimalgifs:

Puma rescued from a contact-type zoo can’t be released into the wild, lives as a spoiled house cat (@l_am_puma)

My jealousy of this man knows no bounds

cringepics:

me narrating tennis

aviculor:

My dog wrote this article after she saw me eating corn dogs